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I think I broke the office's one and only super printer and by super I mean super huge, super fast, super sorter, super scan, super fax printer and if you attach 2 sets of wings it might just fly - ok kidding. I tend to make stupid jokes when I'm nervous. Nervous abt losing my job? Pay cut to cover the damage? Nah they wouldn't. Would they? Oh crap I better go do a round of ass-kissing and eyelash-batting. That'll show them I'm indispensable right!

Ok that's crap I'm screwed!