This just made my day haha!

From The Star today.

Malaysians not so hot in bedroom

KUALA LUMPUR: A surprisingly high number of Malaysians are not sexually satisfied, a survey by pharmaceutical company Pfizer has revealed.
Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives, the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey stated. Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.
India topped the list with 70% of the respondents saying they were satisfied with their sex lives while Japan reported the lowest sexual satisfaction rate at 10%. “The Malaysian figure is higher than the overall Asia Pacific results where 57% of men and 64% of women reported being not very satisfied with sex,” said Dr Rosie King, who led the study in the Asia Pacific region from May to July 2008.
“The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men.” said Dr King during a roundtable discussion at a hotel here yesterday.
The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.
“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr King.
The men were required to evaluate themselves using the EHS during the survey and 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.
Compared to their EHS grade four counterparts, these men have sex less often, are less sexually satisfied, and may suffer from lack of self confidence, or worse, depression.
“We found that greater sexual satisfaction is strongly associated with greater satisfaction with life overall. Generally, men and women who are highly satisfied with their sex life have a more positive outlook on their relationships and life.
In Malaysia, 102 men and 100 women were selected nationwide based onage, marital status, education level, and income to participate in the survey.

I wouldn’t say that I’m surprised with the outcome of the survey. I mean, being Asian we were raised to be prude right? So what do you expect if the same 'technique' being use day in and day out, who wouldn’t get bored and stop having sex completely coz it's becoming a chore; not that I would know anything about it lar *ahem* but that’s beside the point.

How funny is the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) thingy? Never knew such measuring standard exist. And having the erection level being compared to tofu, banana and cucumber (a cucumber? Seriously?). Isn't it just too funny! I’m like laughing in tears it's so funny!

And I wonder how the testing was done - banana in one hand, penis on the other? Who the heck are these people whose setting the standard anyway? Some intelligent looking scientist in their fancy lab and white coats touching and measuring penises and foodstuff and taking notes in all seriousness?! Wouldn’t we all like to see the Penis Specialist at work in discovery channel! LOL!

Anddddd, Japan rated to have the lowest satisfaction rate? Really? Have they not seen the Jap's porn? Those are crazy kinky people! I’m just saying.

Whatever it is I’ll never be able to enjoy banana without this ringing in my ear ‘hard enough for penetration but not completely’! Oh my!
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Banana anyone? LOL!