Despite my best effort dressing up in my hot black suit to look good / professional for a meeting with a bunch of bankers in the office earlier today, I still ended-up looking like SHIT!
Perhaps it was the box of tissue tucked in my right arm while holding a wet tissue filled with mucus on my left.
Perhaps it's the constipated look plastered on my face as I try to breathe through my mouth coz my nose is pretty much useless at this point.
Or perhaps it's the red zombie eyes and the shiny rudolf-the-red-nose-raindeer nose.
It doesn't help the fact that I have water dropping out of my nose every time I look down trying to write something on my note.
*ACCHOOOO*
And my nose is really itchy I ended up sneezing loudly for 3 consecutive times in like every 10 minutes!
And to top that off - I'm pms’ing and have a huge zit right smack in the middle of my forehead; I swear it's like a third eye!
*ACCHOOOO*
How to look hot and professional like this?
Everyone stood within a good distance and looked at me like I have lepers disease or something.
IT'S THE F*CKING FLU PEOPLE!!!
I feel so rejected *snif*snif*


2 comebacks:
yalor i can imagine. quite the gross-lah u!
it's not me dahling, it was the f*cking flu! heh
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