Finding PinkCherry: Tag Attack!

Can’t believe I’m up early today but I’m pretty excited to go for another road trip later in the afternoon; just a short trip to Tambunan but a trip with the aunties should be fun huhu! And since I got time to kill, might as well do these long overdue tags before I dipulaukan.

First up, tagged by Awie and Cokelat on 7/10 random facts about Moi so here goes…

1. I'm left-handed *yawn*
2. But it gets better! I think my left side is cuter than my right. Cuter left-eye, cuter left-profile (the Mariah Carey syndrome?), longer left fingers, nicer left foot (my right foot seems weirdly small). But I love the whole of me nonetheless. Did I mention I'm vain?
3. I eat burger by taking one side off, either top or bottom side depending on which side has the cheese stuck to it (naturally I keep the side with cheese lar). When my friends ask why I say "Less carbs mah" but in truth I actually like to have more of the meaty taste in my burger but think I would sound like a freak if I say "Feels more meaty like that" Yup that sounded just like a freak alright.
4. I eat Snickers chocolate bar by eating the white nougat part first before the nutty caramel part. Somehow it tastes better that way!
5. I passionately hate Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.
6. I'm scared of the dark and can never sleep with the lights off when I'm alone.
7. I prefer hanging out with older-more mature people, which explains why most of my close friends are older than me. I find mature people more interesting, knowledgeable, more understanding and less annoying. Mature-thinking young people like me *ahem* also ok.
8. I used to have an older sister who passed away when I was 15, which explains no. 7 tendency.
9. I'm a nomad. My current standing record is -moving house/ location for 5 times within a period of 12 months! I blame it on being born in the horse year – horse like to gallop wild and free right? And I hate being or feeling suppressed.
10. I have eaten some exotic animals including snakes, bats, Butod/sago worm. sea worm (called Tumbakon in kadazan I think), fresh water black snail (Tuongou – not sure if I spell it right), deer, rabbit, ostrich, monitor lizard, tenggilling and a few other of not-your-commonly-available-poultry-in-the-giant-frozenfood-section. And please don’t give me that wussy look, I am a Kadazan ok and we're all about survival of the fittest. Guess you just have to remember, what seems common to you may seem utterly disgusting to me heh.

Guess that’s all 10. Now I tag Josie, MeiLi, Carolyn, Katrina of KatLesh, Mich, Jocky, Dodobird, Elfie, Mr, Manager and Britney Spears…opps we’ve already know and seen everything about Britney so forget her!

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Moving on to tag number two from Carolyn. I got an award for my lousy blurgg hurray!

I tag everyone in my blog roll so people please plagiarize this pic in your blurgg!

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Tag number three is from Aunty Josie. I don't really get it but whatever lar (sigh things you do in the name of friendship ;p). It's called the Letter MEME and it's painfully long *tsk tsk*

RULES:

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-

Basically just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B -
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

I am not the type to follow rules so here's MY VERSION of the Letter MEME:

Dear Aunty Josie:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I think you are gay. I think I realized it last night in my dream and I saw you kiss another girl aka Taurus. I'm sure you're drunk enough (as always) to understand all this crap that you made me do. I'm returning this crappy tag back to you, but I'll keep the lesbo dream of you and Taurus as a memory. You should also know that I slept with your boyfriend and yes his balls is lopsided!.
Love always, PinkCherry ;p