Just feel like yakking a bit

Today - I just saw and touched 1.9 million worth of ringgit in 50s and 100s. And it's all fake. Damn! $_$

Yesterday - Gave talk to a bunch of school kids. Is it just me or muka2 school kids nowadays look a lot older? Can pass off as adult and ada yang cute lagi tu (gawd i'm such a cradle snatcher eww eww!).

Also discovered from the talk, my bahasa presentation totally suck. Ok need to brush up on this (poor kids I hope they got my rojak english-bm talk).

I'm going to KL for the weekend (for damn work) and then off to Tawau (for work and a lil break yay!)! I've never been to tawau huhu! Err come to think of it maybe I have. Can't seem to remember whether I took sandakan or tawau route when I went to sipadan. Ok my sense of direction is kinda off can you tell? Oh well you can't win em all.

I'm feeling happy today and I don't know why. But who cares why, I'm gonna enjoy my good spirit today. Have a lovely day people :))))

Rest in peace Michael...

My eyes are puffy from the lack of sleep (and a little bit of crying) and I was late by half an hour to work this morning but it's okay because like the millions from around the world, I get to say my goodbye to a great entertainer of our time...

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Michael, your music ignites joy, excitement, love as well as compassion and humility in me. Thank you for that. Your memory will live on forever. Rest in peace and God bless.

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I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived 

Willa Cather

Has it really been a year?

They said time flies when you're having fun and it's true especially when there are babies involved. It's Jayden's birthday today! Like really? And yet I still havent aged a day *ehem* ok said this one too many times, need a better line next time!

Anyway, Happy birthday munchkin bumbum Jayden West! When you're old enough to read this remember aunty love you very much and aunty did help changed your diaper - twice haha.

Birthday today party tomorrow. In the mean time it's raining Jayden West!!!

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His fascination with human anatomy started at a young age; he’s so becoming a doctor one day…or a playboy haha. Ok kidding Jaybumbum.

Happy birthday my little one MWAHHH!!!!!

Drama of the week

Family quarrels have a total bitterness unmatched by others. Yet it sometimes happens that they also have a kind of tang, a pleasantness beneath the unpleasantness, based on the tacit understanding that this is not for keeps; that any limb you climb out on will still be there later for you to climb back.

~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.

~Paul Pearshall

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion. ~Ashleigh Brilliant

All in a days life *haih*

Do I look like I have PIMP spelled on my forehead?!

I AM BLOODY PISSED!

Got an sms last nite from a friend who was entertaining a bunch of visiting dignitaries asking me where to get 'the pill'. I was taken aback. I replied "Yes but I don't wana be in touch with those kind of people again".

Fine.

Today I received another sms from the same friend telling me that these so called dignitaries are asking for dusun girl to dance naked in front of them - just dance naked that's all.

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* I know I'm suppose to cut on cursing but on this occasion these bastards sooooo deserve it *

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASKED ME THIS?! DO U WANT ME TO CHOP OFF YOUR DICK?! WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE BUNCH OF OLD FART ASSHOLES DIGNITARIES?!  SUDAH KAWIN MO DATANG SABAH MENGATAL LAGI! INGAT KADAZAN DUSUN CHEAP KAH MO BUAT MAIN2! I HOPE SOMEONE WILL ASK THEIR DAUGHTERS TO DANCE NAKED AND BE TRADED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT! BABIIIIIII! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the people who know me, I know I'm fun and friendly and outgoing and look like the partying type but under no circumstances should you ever ever ever ask me to get drugs for you or pimp my people! Kapish?!

And the same goes to you my non-sabahan friends who always ask me to get you a Sabahan girlfriend. If you have balls and are open minded, I don't see what's the problem.

Cis! Mood spoiler betul!

The Master Cleanse - I

Yesterday I twit..er twat..twitted? (ok whatever) about starting a detox programme called The Master Cleanser founded by Stanley Burroughs *ooooooaaaaa* fancy huh. Well I can tell you it's not as fancy as it sounds. You basically live on a liquid diet consisting of  lemon, maplesyrup / blackstrap molasses and cayenne pepper for 10 loooooong days. And you need to drink sea salt water every morning to help you shit all the toxin out of your body. That's right, starvation is the word my friend - nothing fancy there. This detox programme is also known as the lemonade diet but I like The Master Cleanser better, less tacky.

So I started yesterday and it was well....biblical. I drank a glass of sea salt followed by the cleansing lemonade first thing in the morning. How was it? I came in the office and send this email to my friends, some who have done it and some planning to start on it. This email sums up how it was...

Dear Motivational Squad,

I started today. And I'm HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm craving for chocolate, pizza or cracker at least waaawaaawaaa! And the salt drink is super shitty ok. felt like it burn my tongue. blerghhhh. i almost vomited. And the lemonade wit molasses taste super yucky too. i think im gona try it maple syrup i dont care if it's fucking expensive! If i hav to drink it for the next 10 days and nothing else it better taste good at least.
I'm dying.... I don't think I can do this.... need chocolate....fa...ss....tttt.....*DROP DEAD*

It was bad! By noon I was getting very very cranky and very very hungry I could eat an elephant. The taste of the drink was getting bearable so I persevered and all the while thinking about the taste of Uncle Bob's fried chicken at Servay damn! It was tough. And it didn't help that I was so stressed out from hunger until period pun terkeluar when it's not even due for another 2 weeks! I was contemplating of dropping out , how to live on liquid if you're bleeding kan. But another friend who's I kinda forced to do the detox with me said no and that there's no saying in the manual that no detox if on menses so I ran out excuses. I stayed on - not without bitching about it of course. By night time, I cracked when I saw mum's cooking (I'm only human ;p). My mum saw me eating and laugh "What happened to your detox?" I gave her the look and she let me eat (gobble) in peace.

My diet buddy scolded me and made me feel bad, so I'm starting again today. So far so good. It's noon and surprisingly the hunger pang has not hit me yet yay! And the sea salt water is kinda good coz it totally flushes everything out and I mean everything. And it doesn't taste so yucky coz I added more water so it wasn't so concentrated. And the amazing thing is my body feels lighter, not as in drop kilos lighter, more like airy-like lighter and my breathing is clearer and deeper. And at this very moment I can actually feel something happening to my body, some movement around my kidney area. Kinda weird amazing! According to the manual it's normal to feel localised pain or something within your body coz that's your organ working on clearing the toxin out. I am so feeling one with my kidney *OUMMMMMMM*

I decided to document my detox journey here so at at least this will help me stay on this programme  coz now you all know that if I don't follow through, it shows I have zero willpower hehehe. Oh for the record my diet buddy and I have decided to try this only till friday coz a friend is getting married this weekend so busy for the next two days and no way I'm missing the wedding cake (hehe) plus there's other social engagements happening for the next 3 weeks so after all that then I'll be able to give it my all (cis). I actually got to know of this detox programme recently through a friend who tried it and have shown amazing results and got super excited to try it but since timing is bad, I decided to give it a trial run. So I'm only going to do this till friday. This detox programme by right should be done for 4 weeks - 2 weeks on the lemonade liquid another 2 on raw food like salads and fruits and broth. Apparent if you eat solid food immediately after completing the 10 days detox programme you can get sick. Scary huh. But I believe in cleansing our body coz we tend to abuse our body with processed food, cigarettes, alcohol, even the air we breathe are poluted, so detoxing is a good way to heal our body naturally. I read in the detox manual about this person with high blood pressure problem went on a fasting detox for a month and now he's free of the disease. Amazing huh! And besides keeping healthy, detox is a good way to loose those extra kilos coz apparently it is one of the side effect of The Master Cleanser - like hello I'm all for that ok haha! I really hope I can last today. Wish me luck people :)

Oh and if you want to do this, go here.

Martha Stewart in the making

Last weekend, my mum and I decided to channel the inner Martha in us and clean the house. And boy do we have a lot of stuff at home, and by stuff I mean junk. I've been pestering my mum to get rid some of her ‘prehistoric’ décor stuff but she kept using that sentimental attachment excuses, “sayang bah”. I may be mean but porcelain tea set that resembles a mushroom is hardly a decor and so are porcelain dogs, cats, telephone (oh my). But of course I respect her house and her space so the things-porcelain stays. But I am slowly injecting some of my taste since I will be getting the family house later muahahaha. Ok I'm being bad so not Martha like right? But I love my mum and her mumsy décor taste even if it comes with porcelain figurines. And I love my mum coz she picit my head last nite coz I got headache. My mum's the best! :)

Besides house cleaning, I did gardening as well. Never in a million years would I thought I'd say this but it gives me such pure joy tending to my plants *fall of chair*. If only some of my old friends can see me now they'd probably fainted to see that I now know how to germinate seeds, repot, feed, water, trim and shape plants (I can shape the lucky bamboo; well still in experimenting phase but it seems to be working woohoo!). So anyway, most of my old friends probably still remember me as the crazy chic in dancing on the podium holding a ciggie and whiskey and picked a fight with the bouncer after being told off no smoking and drinking on podium. They'd probably remember me as the free spirited daredevil party animal who left vomit trail in front of backroom, dv8, modesto’s, emporium, ritz carlton, federal highway and worshipped many porcelain-god during her heyday (man those were some good times haha). I have come a long day since my partying days to become this kampung girl again who now enjoy gardening and baking. I love that I had (still have actually) the best of both KK and KL life. Don’t really intend to go back into party-crazy mode again, ok maybe still party lar but in a more easy going - good company - PG rated kinda party haha. I suppose I have become a little boring but can't be partying forever kan? I've seen those old aunties in their 40s dancing away in bars like some raging teenager and I always thought it was kinda sad. So before I ended up being a sad aunty in my 40s, I’m overhauling my life and I have been doing just that since the start of last year. Turning 30 was one of the most bittersweet experiences that at first depresses me and later changed me and I'm not just talking about the physical migration down south, it changed me in a good way I think. Even close friends saw changes in me. I know because every time I talk to them they will say "You've changed" (heh). Some is happy, some said I’m not fun anymore but just because I go out less, drink less, smoke less, curse less (except when driving) and turned into this martha stewart obsessed zombie, doesn't mean I cannot drink you down or kick your ass. And I still give freaking good advise to your superficial life and love problem. I can still do all that and more - if I want to lar.

For now I choose to nurture my soul and find myself and just be simply happy. And if channeling the Martha Stewart in me help me in finding the path to simple happiness and keep my temper in check, why the hell not. Cheers to f*cking Martha Stewart! Oh damn I'm suppose to cut down on cursing! Sowwy  : p

Quickie - Home sweet home!

Boy am I glad to be home away from the jerebu-air of KL - sorry for those of you who have to put up with KL polluted air, ya'll should move here hehe! I did most the things in my to-do list and more. But mostly I enjoyed stuffing myself with yummy foodstuff - KL food are glorious isn't it! But I'm glad to be home to greenery and mountain and chickens and horses and dogs and my family. I miss my pink room the most haha! There really is no place like home :D

Sorry didn't get to see everyone, will make it in the next trip hopefully ;p

Oh and I hope it's not too late to wish my Sabahan people Kotobian tadau tagazo do kaamatan! Too bad I missed the kdca merriment and my family's annual kaamatan gathering!



Singarung tobinai!

Here I come

neway karaoke puchong * pavilion * la-bodega american breakfast with sautéed mushroom * ministry of wax * subang cendol and rojak mamak * RM10 clothing-shop summit * top-shop * baci * wedding at carcosa * meeting with a bunch of loud-mouth bitches (luv luv) * cynicism of KLites * catfish and fried spicy potatoes *
Can’t wait! :D

Cat fight in american idol

and that's about the only best part of the show too!

A showdown between Kara Dioguardi vs bikini girl Katrina Darrell; brunette vs should've-been blonde; old vs young; natural vs implants; fair vs tan yadaa yadaa. Who's your pick? Ok if you didn't see how the feud started go here.

Personally I don't really like or hate them both... ok that's a lie! I'd pick Kara anyday haha! Tho it was her insecurities that triggered the big hoohaa, Kara definitely sings better. Bikini girl does look hotter but did you see the look on her face when Kara not only stole her thunder on stage but humiliated her on live national tv! Hahaha! Revenge is so sweet!

Moral of the story is boobs and tan alone gets you nowhere. Damn! Then I need to learn a skill fast! Oh wait *look down* okok I need 'em boobies too! Double damn!!

Ok let's watch the showdown shall we *miaw*miaw*hiss*
(oh and check out randy's face dawg, his eyes were so ready to pop out haha! men!)



This is why I don't really fancy cats! Insecurity killed the cat. Jealousy? No wait that's curiousity! Sigh I really should stop watching all this rubbish otherwise I'll end up like bikini girl. Err wait, does that come with the bod? ;p

Btw, this is a singing competition no? Who won again? Looks to me like it was Kara's night. At least she manage to redeemed herself after that lame idol winning song. All in all, I enjoyed the drama of american idol which I couldn't say the same for my younger brother whose a self-proclaimed diehard fan of Adam Gay Lambert. Ops! May I just say I love all gay, lesbian and foot fetish people alike but Adam being hazy about his sexual preferences could be the thing that cost him the idol title. I didn't say it, some expert entertainment lady somewhere said it. Personally, tho Adam gave better performances I like Kris coz he's cute. Oh yeah and he can sing well too rightttttt!

Damn I think I've said too much! Errr ok I guess it's now or never so I'm just gonna go out and say it out loud. "Hi my name is Pinkcherry and I'm a rubbish reality tv show addict". Now you say "Hi Pinkcherry!". Well ok then. All in good part of accepting your guilty pleasures.

Toodles lovely people!